Ways to clean out unnecessary waste in your system aka shitting/diarrhoae1. Drink 2 rows of Yakult on a daily basis as it enhances digestion.2. Drink milk tea with extra milk. Especially effective if you're lactose-intolerant.3. Bring books or any other forms of entertainment, stick your butt on the toilet bowl and await the arrival of the Golden Pillows.4. Buy that kind of tablet(that kind that speeds up shitting time by sticking it into your asshole, you know?). Then, just sit back and relish the sound of brown solid/liquid splashing on the water.5. Go to the toilet and TOIL! Squeeze your shits out.ps. You might want to drink more water just so your shits would not be hard like rocks and you'll not risk tearing your asshole either.Ok. why I chose to blog on this topic baffles me too. And how the fuck I get to know such grotesque facts, hmm.. let's just say its through experiences and experiments. But hey, I'm not a disgusting person, just sharing useful notes you know. Luckily for me too, its only close friends who read my blog so I don't have to bother on how other people will judge me based on this particular entry.(of course, I'm excluding fucked-up strangers like dita)And oh, its my personal belief that shitting is the way to achieve effective weight loss and a flatter stomach. It's a way of relieving stress too actually. Pass out your stress via your anus. Ahh..you get the drift.
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Keita appeared in my room at
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