Ok, I am going to type like a twit, so sorry people for you have to strain your eyes to see what I am typing. THAT IS if you want to even read it.

hWellOxXx!~ Miii gOinG tO tyPe iN a BeRrRii kaWaiiii waY tOdaEe wOrXxX! tOdAe mii sOoO foRgEtfuL wOrxZx cOz I foRgoT tO brInG mOi hAndPHone tHeN mIi gO baCk hOmE tO tAkeE aNd lAzY tO gO baCk lErHzZ. sObx SobX!

Me aNd MoI fWeEnZzZ nOw LauGhiNg CoZ wE JoKe abOut sOmeThinGxX. bUt mII dOnT wAn tO tElL eUuU lOrhZ cOz iTs a SecReT De, oNliI wE wIlL kNoW iT. iTsS aN inSidE JoKe(i jUsT LeArnt thIs tErM toDay wOrXx. sO clEvEr hOrXx?)

wO DeE sHi jIe sHiI yI PiAn HeI An wOrX cOz i wAnN a dEaRx dEaRx. I waNt tO gO pAnG sAi lErHs. bUaIiIxxx bUaiIxxx!! ~*_\MuAcKsS/_*~

WTF. I've been squeezing my brain juices thinking of things twittish enough to write and after half an hour or so, I've only came up with three short paragraphs. I don't know how the fuck twits can type so twittishly every single day. Like what Nigel has said, practice makes a perfect, Rome is not built in one day. Twits, DIE!!!